There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at
the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, Just
think, honey, weve been married for 50 years.

Yeah, she replied, Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this
breakfast table together.

I know, the old man said, We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds
fifty years ago.

Well, Granny snickered, What do you say… should we get naked? Where upon
the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.

You know, honey, the little old lady breathlessly replied, My nipples are as
hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.

I wouldnt be surprised, replied Gramps. Ones in your coffee and the other
is in your oatmeal!