A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. Shed seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary items together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.
Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice and began to cut yet another hole. Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!
The blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, sat up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more: THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!
She stopped, looked skyward, and said, Is that you, Lord?
The voice replied, No, Im the Ice-Rink Manager!
15
Aug
Additional Jokes From "Blonde"
- A blonde goes to a doctor and
- Stopped Using the Pill
- Bigfoot Blonde
- Question and answer blonde joke
- Student has compulsion to have sex with every man she meets
- Brunette Shopping
- Blonde With 2 Horses
- A bunch of blonde jokes…woo-hoo!
- Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
- Is your blinker on?
- Death in the Family!
- The Blonde Flight Attendant
- At the Porno Store
- Stranded on an island
- The locked up car keys..