Old and New Jokes

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up
Jacks station wagon and headed north. After driving for a few
hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a
nearby farm house and asked the attractive lady of the house if
they could spend the night.Im recently widowed, she explained, and Im afraid the
neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.Not to worry, Jack said, well be happy to sleep in the barn.Nine months later, Jack got a letter from the widows attorney.
He called up his friend Bob and said, Bob, do you remember that
good-looking widow at the farm we stayed at?Yes, I do.Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to
the house and have sex with her?Yes, I have to admit that I did.Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?Bobs face turned red and he said, Yeah, Im afraid I did.Well, thanks! She just died and left me everything!