Old and New Jokes

A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices
a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off
the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.The girl is wearing a fire fighters helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog
and cat.The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look. That sure is a nice
fire truck, the fire fighter says with admiration.Thanks, the girl says.The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the
wagon to the dogs collar and to the cats testicles. Little Partner the
fire fighter says, I dont want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but
if you were to tie that rope around the cats collar, I think you could go
faster.The little girl replied, Youre probably right, but then I wouldnt have a
siren.