– Your twin sister forgets your birthday.- You wake up face down on the pavement.- You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.- You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.- You see a 60 Minutes news team waiting in your outer office.- Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.- You turn on the TV news and theyre displaying emergency routes out of your city.- The woman youve been seeing on the side begins to look like your wife.- Your horn goes off accidently and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hells Angels on the freeway.- You have an appointment in 10 minutes and you just woke up.- Your doctor tells you, Well, I have bad news and good news…