Old and New Jokes

A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head. Both of them were sitting there having a good time and then the news turned on.



The woman reporter shouted out This just in! A man is at the edge of a cliff attempting to jump!. Then the red-head leans over to the blonde and whispers, I bet you $50 that the mans gonna jump! The blonde responds back Thats a bet you have there!.



So, both of the woman stared at the news waiting to know whats gonna happen. Then, the man jumps! The blonde turns around to the red-head and hands her the $50. The red-head feeling guilty said I cant take that there money. I saw the news earlier this mornin, i knew he was gonna jump off that there cliff.



And the blonde says Well, i did too! But i never would have thought that the man would do it again!