Old and New Jokes

A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. It happened that the equipment arrived when his wife was away, so he decided to test it on himself first. He inserted his penis into the equipment, turned the switch on and voila, everything else was automatic!! He really had good time as the equipment provided him with as much pleasure as his wife did. But when the fun was over, he found that he could not

take the instrument off. He read the manual, but did not find any useful information.

He tried every button on the instrument. Some made the equipment squeeze, shake, or suck harder or less, but none would remove it. Panicking, he called the

suppliers Customer Service Hotline. The farmer: Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It worked fantastic. But how can I take it off from the cows udder? Customer Service: Dont worry. The machine was programmed such that it will release automatically after collecting about 2 liters of milk.