A Few Good Lawyers

A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around.

What the hell do you think youre doing?

Im a chiropractor, and Im just keeping in practice while Im waiting in line.

Well, Im a lawyer, but you dont see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?

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