A Fish Story!

One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man was walking by and said, WOW!! What a nice Gauddam Fish!

The sister said, Sir, you shouldnt use Gods name in vain. The man said, But thats the SPECIES of the fish — a Gauddam Fish. The sister said, Oh, ok.

The Sister took the fish back home and said, Mother Superior,

look at the Gauddam Fish I caught.

Shocked, the Mother Superior said, Sister, you know better than that.

The nun said, Thats the species of it — a Gauddam Fish.

So the Mother Superior said, Well, give me the Gauddam Fish and Ill clean it.

While she was cleaning the fish, Monsignor walked in and Mother

Superior said, Monsignor, look at the Gauddam Fish that the sister


Nearly fainting, Monsignor said, Mother Superior, you shouldnt talk like that!

Mother Superior said, But thats the species of it — a Gauddam Fish. Monsignor said, Well give me the Gauddam Fish and Ill cook it.

That evening at supper there was a new priest at the table, and he

said, Wow, what a nice fish. In reply, the sister said, Thank-you, I caught the Gauddam Fish.

And Mother Superior said, I cleaned the Gauddam Fish.

And Monsignor said, I cooked the Gauddam Fish.

The priest looked around in disbelief, quite shocked, and said…


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