A guy dies and goes to the gates to be tested. Since it was a slow day for St.Peter he decided to take the guy on a tour of heaven. St.Peter shows the guy the golf course,cafeteria,bathrooms, and so on. Then finally they were going to the last room. The guy goes in and sees a huge room of clocks. He asks St.Peter why there are so many clocks in the room. St.Peter tells the guy that the clocks show the life span of every person and once one runs out they die. The guy thought that made since. Then he saw that some were going faster than others and asked why. St.Peter said that when a person lies their clock speeds up. The guy thought that made since. Then as they were leaving the room the guy saw a clock that was going really fast, so fast you could hardly keep up with it. The guy asked St.Peter Whats the story on that clock?St.Peter repliedOh, that, thats O.J. Simpsons clock we use it as a fan.
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Additional Jokes From "General / Unsorted"
- Ugly Growth
- A Giant Problem
- The Three Sons
- Crossing a carrier pigeon with a woodpecker
- Dear Tide
- If crocodiles make shoes, what do banana skins make?
- ABCs
- How do you make a tissue dance?
- You Know Yours Is A Redneck Church If
- Serving as a juror in a case
- Drunk Giraffe
- Election bumper stickers from Babylon 5
- Scottish Builder
- Harassment and discrimination
- Complaints of Married People