Through the center of Lahore theres the new Indo-Pak train speeding along (Samjhuata Express or whatever – which goes
between India and Pak.
In one compartment of the train there are four people. A beautiful vivacious young woman, an old matronly woman, a
Pakistani soldier, and our own Santa Singh. Suddenly the train goes through a tunnel.
It is completely dark. Then is heard a loud kiss and an equally powerful slap. When the train exits the tunnel, the
Pakistani soldier is holding the side of his face, and Santa Singh is grinning his face off. The old matronly woman thinks : Now thats a
fine young woman, the Pakistani soldier tries to steal a kiss in the tunnel and the lady slaps him one!
The young woman is thinking : Now thats a strange Pakistani soldier, hedrather kiss that old hag than me.
The Pakistani soldier is thinking : Now thats a smart Indian, he steals the kiss and I get slapped.
And Santa Singh is thinking : Gee Im smart! We go through the tunnel, I kiss the back of my hand and get away with
slapping a Pakistani soldier.