08
Apr
An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk.
She said: You used to hold my hand when we were courting.
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said: Then you used to kiss me.
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said: Then you would to bite my neck
Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
Where are you going? she asked.
To get my teeth!