Old and New Jokes

A man and his wife were driving through the beautiful Welsh countryside one day

when they came across a roadsign which read

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch (The longest town-

name in the world). The husband says the name and his wife laughs. Thats not

how you pronounce it, she says and proceeds to say it herself. Her husband

nearly crashes the car laughing and they start debating how to pronounce the

name.



Well the debate soon becomes an argument and coming up to lunchtime they pull

into a restaurant in the town whose name is the subject of the argument. As

theyre settling their bill, the wife says to the cashier, Excuse me, but

would you mind settling an argument between my huband and me? Could you

possibly pronounce the name of where we are, only please do it very very

slowly.



The cashier leans forward and says…………………

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Buuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrgggggeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr Kiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnngggggggg