A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears,Ribbit. 9 Iron The man looks around and doesnt see anyone. Ribbit. 9 Iron. He looks at the frog
and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his other club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, Wow, thats amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh? The frog replys Ribbit. Lucky frog. The man decides
to take the frog with him to the next hole. What do you think frog? the man asks. Ribbit. 3 Wood. The guy takes out a 3 Wood and Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesnt know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog,OK, where to next? The frog replied, Ribbit. Las Vegas. They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, OK frog, now what? The frog
says,Ribbit Roulette. Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks, What do you think I should bet? The frog replies, Ribbit. $3000, black 6. Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game, the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, Frog, I dont
know how to repay you. Youve won me all this money and I am forever grateful. The frog replies, Ribbit, Kiss Me. He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room.