A man went to the doctor for his yearly physical, and afterwards the doctor sat him down and told him he needed to talk. He said I have bad news, and worse news – which one do you want to hear first?The patient says Well I guess give me the bad news first…Doctor replies, Youve got AIDS.Oh, no! What could be worse than that? asks the patient.Youve also got Alzheimers Disease.Looking relieved, the patient sits for a minute then says, Oh…Well, thats not so bad. At least I dont have AIDS.