Communications Decency Act

The government of the United States has passed a law which makes it a crime to transmit indecent materials over the Internet. As a citizen of this great country I plan to fully comply with that law.

From now on, whenever I get the urge to use an offensive word in e-mail I will substitute the name of an offensive politician. I urge you to do the same.

The beauty of this approach is that they cant easily ban these new naughty words without changing their own names. I know I could get in trouble for suggesting such a thing, but I dont give a flying Buchanan what they think. And if they dont like it they can come over here and kiss my Gingrich.