Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.

Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, What are you up to there, Tim?

My goldfish died, replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, and Ive just buried him.

The neighbor was concerned, Thats an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isnt it?

Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, Thats because hes inside your stupid cat.