A real friend …

Are you tired of all those mushy friendship poems that always sound good but never even come close to reality? Well, finally, here is a friendship poem that really speaks to true friendship and truth itself!


When you are sad … I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue … Ill try to dislodge whatever is that is choking you.

When you smile … Ill know you finally got laid.

When you are scared … I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried … I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

When you are confused … I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick … stay the hell away from me until youre well again. I dont want whatever you have.

When you fall … I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath … I pledge til the end. Why you may ask? Because youre my friend!

REMEMBER: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body!!

Send this poem to ten of your closest friends and get depressed because you realize you only have 2 friends, and one of them is not speaking to you right now anyway.

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