A woman decides that shes

A woman decides that shes had it with trying to find a decent man in a bar. So she takes out an ad in the paper that says she is seeking a mate who is loyal, rich and a good lover. After a few days, her doorbell rings. She opens the door and sees a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs. He says, Im here about your ad.

Momentarily taken aback, she says, Well, how do I know that youre loyal?

Well I saved my platoon from the Viet Cong in Vietnam. Thats how I lost my arms and legs.

Well, how do I know that youre rich? she inquires.

He replies,I make over three million dollars a year. I have my own software company. You can look at my bank statement.

Looking at him in his wheelchair, she demands How do I know youre a good lover?

He shrugs I rang the doorbell didnt I?

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