07
Feb
Lord, before I lay me down to sleep I pray for a man, whos not a creep;
One whos handsome, smart and strong.
One who thinks before he speaks, When he promises to call, he wont wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed, and when I spend his cash, wont be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man wholl make love to my mind, knows just what to say, when I ask How bigs my behind?
I pray that this man will love me to no end, and never attempt to shag my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray to my bed, I look at the creep you sent me instead.
Amen.