A womans prayer

Lord, before I lay me down to sleep I pray for a man, whos not a creep;

One whos handsome, smart and strong.

One who thinks before he speaks, When he promises to call, he wont wait weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed, and when I spend his cash, wont be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man wholl make love to my mind, knows just what to say, when I ask How bigs my behind?

I pray that this man will love me to no end, and never attempt to shag my best friend.

And as I kneel and pray to my bed, I look at the creep you sent me instead.


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