23
Aug
A German and an American werte having a rather heated arguement about the quality of their respective countrys brews. This went on for a good half hour when the German said: Look. Ill prove it to you
Whereupon, he poured a couple of ounces of Bud into a specimin jar and sent it off to a testing lab for analysis.
Well, about two weeks later, a letter arrives from the lab which read as followes:
Dear Mr. Schnitzel,
Based on the evaluation of the sample you sent us, we regret to inform you that your horse is diabetic.
Warmest Regards
Dr. Ben D. Over