American Beer (Mildly Gross)

A German and an American werte having a rather heated arguement about the quality of their respective countrys brews. This went on for a good half hour when the German said: Look. Ill prove it to you

Whereupon, he poured a couple of ounces of Bud into a specimin jar and sent it off to a testing lab for analysis.

Well, about two weeks later, a letter arrives from the lab which read as followes:

Dear Mr. Schnitzel,

Based on the evaluation of the sample you sent us, we regret to inform you that your horse is diabetic.

Warmest Regards

Dr. Ben D. Over

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