There were these three American Indians sitting around this campfire one night, discussing where their parents got their names from.

The first Indian said, My parents decided to call me Jumping Deer because when they were conceiving me, a deer went jumping over them.

The second Indian said, My parents named me Running Waterfall because when I was conceived, they were next to a waterfall.

The third Indian said, This is really strange. My parents also named me after something that happened when I was conceived. They named me Broken Condom …