An ant and an elephant story

One day there was an ant and an elephant walking down a street.

The ant fell into a manhole so he looked up at the elephant and said hey help me out, so the elephant lowered his dick and let the ant crawl out of the hole.

As they continued on with thier walk the elephant fell into a hole, he called out hey ant help me out of this hole. The ant said okay, Ill be back. The ant returned with a Corvette and a rope and used these to pull the elephant out.

The moral of the story is …

As long as you have a big dick, you dont need a Corvette.

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