An old man walks into a church, and goes for a confession.

The priest pulls back the window, and the old man says:Forgive me father, for I have sinned

The priest says: Tell me, my son….


The old man explains: I am 80 years old, and I have recently started a relationship with a woman of 25. She is absolutely gorgeous, and we have been having unbelievable sex 3 or 4 times a day, every day…I can almost not catch my breath…its a mind-blowing experience

The priest then asks: How long has this relationship been going on?


The old man replies: About 2 months…

The priest then asks: When was the first time that you confessed this relationship?


The old man replies:Today

The priest asks:Why is this the first time?


The old man explains:Actually this is my first ever confession…

The priests (naturally) asks: Why?


The old man explains: Well, actually, Im Jewish…

The priest is exasperated…In that case, why are you telling me…???!


The old man explains…

Im telling EVERYBODY…..!!!