the parrot and its food

Rabinowitz is coming back to Israel. The customs officer asks him what he has in his heavy suitcase and Rabinowitz responds: Bird-feed for my parrot. The officer is still suspicious and opens it. Its all coffee! Didnt you say it was bird-feed for my parrot? asks the officer. Rabinowitz responds: If she doesnt eat it, thats her problem.

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