An unfair speeding ticket

Man is in traffic court . His defense goes like this.. Your honor, its not fair. I was in a whole gaggle of cars all going the same speed, and this policeman singled me out. Judge says, Is this true, officer? Officer replies, Well, Maam, I flashed my lights, sounded my siren, blew the horn, and hes the only one who pulled over.

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