13
May

And the beat goes on …

Two jokes on the same theme …

Q: What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?

A: A drummer.

Another researcher arrives in Borneo to gather data for his thesis.
Accompanied by his trusty guide, he too seeks out a very remote locale
for researching the mating behaviour of the giant rat of Sumatra.

Around dusk of the first day, hes sitting by the campfire with his
guide when in the distance, he hears tribal drums. They get louder.
The guide announces, I dont like the sound of those drums.

The dusk turns evening. The drums get louder. The guide says, I really
dont like the sound of those drums.

Evening turns to dead of night. The drums get louder and louder, until
it is obvious that the drummers must be quite close. The guide says
again, I really dont like the sound of those drums.

Suddenly the drums stop, and a voice from the darkness cries out,
Hey man, hes not our regular drummer!

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