21
Oct

Anybody want a Cat?

After a ladys car had leaked motor oil on her cement driveway, she bought a large bag of cat litter to soak it up. It worked so well, that she went back to the convenience store to get another two bags to finish the job.

The clerk remembered her. Looking thoughtfully at her purchase, he said, Lady, if that were my cat, Id put him outside!

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