Due to the recent merger of AOL and Time Warner, AOL members can soon expect the following changes:

Time Magazines next Man Of The Year issue will feature Steve Case on the cover as the undisputed winner. This of course will strictly be a coincidence.

The standard irritating AOL popups will be replaced by Warner Bros. cartoons. Now, Elmer Fudd will say, You cwazy wabbit, youve been onwine for 5 minutes and thats way-y-y too long… were going to boot you off!

The next time that you hear Bugs Bunny say, Eh, whats up Doc? he will be referring to your monthly AOL subscription charge.