07
Feb
I heard this on the radio this morning. (Paraphrased by myself.)
One evening a husband comes home to his apartment very roughed up.
When his wife sees him she asks, What happened to you?
I got into a fight with the apartment manager.
Whatever for?
He said he had slept with every woman in the complex except one!
Hmmm. I bet its that snooty Mrs. Green on the third floor.