22
Dec

Applicants for a Spy Job

The CIA is considering three woman to be hired. They bring
them in to speak with the interviewer separately. The first
woman comes in and sits down.


Do you love your husband?
Yes I do, Sir.


Do you love your country?
Yes I do, Sir.


What do you love more, your husband or your country?
My country, Sir!


Okay…your husband is in that other room. Now take this
gun and go into the next room and shoot him.


The woman goes into the room, and all is silent for about 5
minutes. She comes back, all sweaty. She puts down the gun
and leaves… she couldnt do it.


The second woman comes in and sits down. The interviewer
asks her the same questions, and the responses are the same.
The interviewer gives her a gun, and tells her to go kill
her husband. The woman puts the gun down and says, I cant
do it…


The third woman comes in, same scenario. The interviewer
gives her a gun, and tells her to go shoot her husband. The
woman goes into the room, and – BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
BLAM! BLAM! This is followed by a bunch of crashing sounds
that end after a few minutes.


The woman comes out of the room and puts the gun on the
table. The interviewer looks at her and says What the hell
happened in there?!?!


Well, the gun you gave me was filled with blanks – so I had
to beat him with a chair!

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