Application To Join the Mafia

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Whazza u name
U-Hage

Whazza u howsa nummer

U-Streeta

Whazza-U-Bag?
Hitta Man
Lona-Arranger
Prostitutta?

Izza U Girl or Boy? (If uzza girl, Oh-Boy!) Justta Checka Wun.

Putta Downa Wearra U Worgga Now

Wazza U Inna De Bigga Ouse? Yasse No
For Whatzza U Inna De Bigga Ouse?

I Shoota Wun Guize
I Keednappa Sumbodys
Protekshun Ragget
Udda Things

U Wanna B De Bigga Shotz, Dumdaze??
Yasse
No
Eh

U Likka Eata
Garlic?
Pizza?
Salami?

U No Ow 2 Makke De Cement Shooz? Yasse
No

U Driva De Car?
Gadillac
Buick
Linken

U Likka Likka
Spagett?
Galamari?
Girlze?
Boyze?

(Just peeka one–no foola rounda cus I slappa U face)

U Sees De Godfather? (Or justa de movie?)

Widda U Antry U Gonna Getta Somtink U Reely Lika:

1 pr darke glasses
1 lb. mozzarella cheeze


1 black shirte widda white tie

1 kiss (later, onna U cheek)

1 pr. pointie shooz

1 wite hat, widde blacke brim

1 pr. cement shooz
(come later when you foolaround)

1 spumoni (tutti-frutti)

8×10 picchur-Frank Sinatra


1 Appy Face Button


Goode Stoff (Iffa U notta Sure, I Talle U Whatta U Getta, Wizaguy)

Joinna de club while you still canna rite!


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