A travelling salesmans car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. He gets out and tries to find something close by — and comes upon a farm. Not believing his luck, he knocks on the door, and a farmer answers.

Sir, says the salesman. Could you help me? My cars broken down, and I need a place to stay for the night.

Sure, says the farmer. But I only have one bed, and my very, very ugly daughter sleeps there.

Oh, crap, says the salesman. Im in the wrong joke.