Arizona
Arizona
YOU KNOW YOURE IN ARIZONA WHEN:
– Youve signed so many petitions to recall governors that you cant
remember the name of the incumbent.
– You notice your car overheating before you drive it.
– You can say Hohokam and people dont think youre laughing funny.
– You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.
– You see more irrigation water on the street than there is in the
Salt River.
– You know a swamp cooler is not a happy hour drink.
– You can say 115 degrees without fainting.
– You can be in the snow, then drive for an hour and it will be over
100 degrees.
– You have to go to a fake beach for some fake waves.
– You discover, in July, that it only takes two fingers to drive your
car.
– You can make sun tea instantly.
– You run your air conditioner in the middle of winter so you can use
your fireplace.
– You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of
distance.
– You realize that Valley Fever isnt a disco dance.
– Hotter water comes from the cold water tap than the hot one.
– You can pronounce the words: Saguaro, Tempe, Gila Bend, San
Xavier, Canyon de Chelly, Mogollon Rim, Cholla, and
Tlaquepaque.
– Its noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person
is moving on the streets.
– You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
– Sunscreen is sold year round, kept at the front of the checkout
counter, a formula less than 30 spf is a joke, and you wear it just
to go to Circle K.
– Some fool can market mini-misters for joggers and some other fools
will actually buy them.
– Hot air balloons cant go up, because the air outside is hotter
than the air inside.
– No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car.
– You can understand the reason for a town named Why.
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