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Aug

At the beach.

A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up to her, grabbed her hand, and led her to the shore where a dead seagull lay in the sand.

Mommy, what happened to him? the little boy asked. He died and went to heaven, she replied.

The child thought for a moment and said, And God threw him back down?

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