A young farmer is newly married and the couple cant get enough sex. Just before leaving the house for the fields at dawn they have sex, and when he returns home at evening they have another go before and after supper and maybe a couple more during the night.
The problem is during the day: the fields are a long way from the house and the young man loses so much time traveling home and back again at noon that he decides to consult the towns doctor about what to do.
Easiest thing in the world, Homer says the doctor. You take your rifle out with you every day dont you? Well when you feel like youre in the mood for some lovin just fire a shot into the air as a signal to your wife for her to come out to you. That way you wont lose any workin time.
Homer tries this and it seems to work pretty good for a while. One day though the doctor stops by the house to pay a visit and he notices Homer sitting alone inside looking very morose.
Whats wrong? he asks. Didnt my idea work? And wheres your wife?
Oh, it worked says Homer. Whenever I got in the mood I fired off a shot like you said and Beckied come runnin. Then wed spend some time under a nearby tree, after which Beckied go back home.
So whats the problem?, asked the doc.
Well I think I overdid it, Doc. I aint seen hide nor hair of Beckie since the huntin season got started!