Aussie cricket fan

An Australian cricket fan dies on match day (probably from drinking too much) and goes to heaven in his Australian cricket shirt.

He knocks on the old pearly gates and out walks Saint Peter.

Hello mate, the Aussie says.

No Australian cricket fans in heaven, replies Saint Peter.

What? exclaims the man, astonished.

You heard, no Australian cricket fans.

But, but, but, Ive been a good man, replies the Aussie.

Oh really, says Saint Peter. What have you done then?

Well, three weeks before I died I gave $10 to the starving children in Africa.

Oh, says Saint Peter, anything else?

Well, two weeks before I died I also gave $10 to the homeless.

Hmmm, anything else?

Yeah. A week before I died I gave $10 to the Albanian orphans.

OK, said Saint Peter, you wait here a minute while I have a word with the boss.

Ten minutes pass before Saint Peter returns. He looks the bloke in the eye and says, Ive had a word with God and he agrees with me. Heres your $30 back, now f*** off.

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