Not only is she a little young, but youre sure that you used to date

her mother.



…You find out her real name is Vinnie, and you used to play little

league with her.



…She has a thicker moustache than you.



…When you go to pick her up, her lawyer meets you at the door with a contract describing your duties and restrictions.



…You jokingly ask her if she wants to go down to Atlantic City and get married. She then informs you that leaving the state is a violation of her parole.



…Her bra and panties are wired to an alarm system.



…You are the first guy that shes gone out with that isnt her cousin.



…At the end of the night she gives you a coupon that is good for a free shot of penicillin at the nearest clinic.



…She beats up some guy for making fun of your hair cut.



…You wake up the next morning with a wicked hang-over. In the bed next to you is Janet Reno.



…At the end of the night, you drop her off at her house, and her pimp is waiting there with your bill.



…She keeps staring at you all through dinner, then finally asks if you want to meet satan.



…She constantly complains that her cat wont stop laughing at her.



…She informs you that you cant go out again because her spirit guide doesnt like you.



…She informs you that you cant go out again because her boyfriend doesnt like you.