28
Sep
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall I tell first? Patient: Do begin with the bad news, please.
Doctor: Alright. Your son has drowned, your daughter has been raped, your wife has divorced you, your house got blown away, and you have AIDS.
Patient: Good grief! Whats the good news?
Doctor: The good news is that there is no more bad news.