31
Dec
I was walking down the street one day, when I saw this guy strangling a little kid.
Whats going on here? I asked.
I was playing bass in that club, says the guy, and this little punk ran in and twisted one of my tuning pegs.
Thats horrible, I said, but its no reason to brutalize him.
The guy replied, Well, he wont tell me which one he messed with!