Bass quitar player is strangling a little kid

I was walking down the street one day, when I saw this guy strangling a little kid.

Whats going on here? I asked.

I was playing bass in that club, says the guy, and this little punk ran in and twisted one of my tuning pegs.

Thats horrible, I said, but its no reason to brutalize him.

The guy replied, Well, he wont tell me which one he messed with!

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