Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive female, and they go back to her place. You cant make any noise, she warns him. My parents are upstairs and if they find out theyll kill us!

Things start getting heated on the sofa, but after a while alcohol gets the better of the mans bladder. I have to go, he says.

Well you cant go upstairs, its right next to my parents bedroom, she replies. Use the kitchen sink. So he dutifully retires to the kitchen.

A few minutes later, he pops his head round the door and asks… Do you have any toilet paper?