Bathroom Graffiti

Real bathroom graffiti found all over the place. Wheefun. The best way to a mans heart is to saw his breast plate open.
Womens restroom, Murphys, Champaign, IL Dont trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesnt die.
Mens restroom, Murphys, Champaign, IL Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library. Duke University. Durham, North Carolina. Ive decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
Houghton Library, Harvard University. Cambridge, Massachusetts. Remember, its not, How high are you? its Hi, how are you?
Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia. No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.
Unknown origin. To do is to be. -Descartes
To be is to do. -Voltaire
Do be do be do. -Frank Sinatra
Mens restroom, Greasewood Flats. Scottsdale, Arizona. At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
Bentleys House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona. Its hard to make a comeback when you havent been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona. God is dead. -Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead. -God
The Tombs Restaurant. Washington, D.C. [Yeah!] If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
Unknown origin. A Womans Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testosterone, youre going to have trouble with it.
Womens restroom, Dicks Last Resort. Dallas, Texas. JESUS SAVES! But wouldnt it be better if he had invested?
Mens restroom, American University. Washington, D.C. Express Lane: Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevics. Pheonix, AZ. Youre too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Womens restroom, Ed Debevics. Beverly Hills, CA. No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Mens restroom, Ed Debevics. Beverly Hills, CA.

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