Bill walks into a bar. He sits down. He takes out a little tiny man and sits him on the bar. Takes out a little tiny piano. Sets it on the bar. The little tiny man starts playing the little tiny piano.Bob, who is sitting next to Bill, looks at him and says, Holy crap. Whered you get that? Bill replies, Well, I wished for it. Out back, behind the bar, theres a lamp with a genie in it. I rubbed it and he granted me a wish…So Bob goes out behind the bar and sure enough, he finds a lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out and says that hell grant him one wish. I wish for a million bucks! Bob said. So the sky parts and a million ducks fall out. Bob walks back into the bar and sits back down next to Bill. What the hell? I asked for a million bucks and I got a million DUCKS! Bob said frustrated. Bill looks at Bob and nods. Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?