31
Dec

Beat it

As told to me by my music teacher….

This guy goes on vacation to a tropical island. As soon as he gets
off the plane, he hears drums. He thinks Wow, this is cool. He goes to
the beach, he hears the drums, he eats lunch, he hears drums, he goes to
a luau, he hears drums. He TRIES to go to sleep, he hears drums.

This goes on for several nights, and gets to the point where the
guy cant sleep at night because of the drums. Finally, he goes down to
the front desk.

When he gets there, he asks the manager Hey! Whats with these
drums. Dont they ever stop? I cant get any sleep.

The manager says, No! Drums must NEVER stop. Very bad if drums
stop.

Why?

When drums stop… bass solo begins.

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