Benefits of being Female

* We got off the Titanic first.* We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.* We never ejaculate prematurely.* We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.* We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of our sexuality.* When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous.
When men buy a blow up doll its pathetic.* We dont have to get our strength up between sessions… and its much easier for us to get some in the first place.* We can get off with teenagers without being called dirty old perverts.* Our boyfriends clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous –
guys look like complete idiots in ours.* We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.* We can cry and get off speeding fines.* We live longer, so we can be cantankerous old biddies wearing inappropriate clothes and shouting at strangers……
Men die earlier so we get to cash in on the life insurance.* Taxis stop for us.* Weve never fancied a cartoon character or the central
figure in a computer game.* We dont look like a frog in a blender when dancing

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