Bible Jokes

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

A. Noah-he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?

A. Pharaohs daughter-she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

A. Ruth-less.

Q. Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?

A. Nebuchadnezzar-he was on grass for seven years.

Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?

A. Samson-he brought the house down.

Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

Q. What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They raised Cain.

Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home

Q. Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in the Bible?

A. David-he rocked Goliath to sleep.

Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

Q. What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses, because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan-the banks were always overflowing.

Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

A. When Joseph served in Pharaohs court.

Q: Which Bible character had no parents?

A: Joshua, son of Nun.

Q: How do we know that they played cards in the ark?

A: Because Noah sat on the deck.

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