The following are answers given by students to exam questions on the Bible:

The first book of the Bible is Guinness, in which Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.

Noahs wife was called Joan Of Ark.

Lots wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night.

Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the apostles.

The Jews had trouble throughout their history with unsympathetic Genitals.

Unleavened bread is bread made without ingredients.

Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.

Moses went to the top of Mt. Cyanide to get the 10 Commandments.

The seventh commandment is Thou shalt not admit adultery.

David fought with the Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.

Solomon had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.

Jesus was born because Mary had immaculate contraption.

The people who followed Jesus were called the 12 decibels.

One of the opossums was St. Matthew.

Paul preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage.

The epistles were the wives of the apostles.

A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony.