08
Aug

Black hair?

I heard this from a friend:

Three guys are playing basketball at a local outside court and they pause to
take a break. (Just for the sake of three names Ill use Moe, Larry,
Curly)….

Moe: Man, I wish I had a million bucks, Id buy a car just like that
big Cadillac over there. What would you do if you had a
million bucks Larry?

Larry: If I had a million bucks Id buy a car just like that Porsche
sitting over there. What would you do if you had a million
bucks Curly?

Curly: Gee, I dont know…I guess Id have surgery to get thick
black hair all all over my body.

Moe: Why would you want black hair all over your body?

Curly: Well, my sister only has a patch about this big, and she owns
both those cars.

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